LYRICS (Sing along!):

Waffle two eggs grits
Toast and your choice of
Bacon sausage city ham
Substitute country ham for

Toddle house omelets
Ham and cheese fiesta
Ham cheese onions tomatoes
And jalepeno peppers

Make-it
A-three
Egg-Om
Let-For
On-ly
Eight-y
Caloriesandfukenholdtheyolks

Steak and eggs
Price calories
T bone eggs
And steak and eggs
And country ham and eggs

Grilled chicken and eggs
Regular
One breast
Meat lovers
Two breasts
Hashbrown bowl

Three-eggs
Two-eggs
One-egg
Cheese-and
Eggs-served
With-toast
Fucktherasinsandtheapplebutter

All star
Egg omelet and steak
And

Break fasts
Are served with toast
Or biscuit

Grilled biscuit and jelly
Ori-gi-nal angus ham-bur-ger

One biscuit and gravy
Grilled chick-en biscuit
Egg and cheese grits bowl

Build your bowl
First topping
Am-eri-can chesse
Jalapeno!
Additio-nal toppings
Grilled onions
And fuken grilled
Tomatoes!

Smothered
Covered
Chunked-and
Diced-and
Peppered
Capped-topped
Ortrythemallthefukenway

Build-your
Bur-ger
Mush-rooms
Chili
Jala-peno
Baconaddeightycalories

Texas toast
Grilled onions
Double cheese
Price calories
Texas cheesesteak

Sandwich only
Bacon chicken
Cheese grilled
Chicken sandwich

All our quarter pounder burgers
In-clude pickles WH sauce
And your choice of fuken lettuce
Tomato and grilled onions on

A grilled battered bun large scattered
Hashbrowns covered with grilled onions
Southern pecan triple chocolate
Not available cooked to order

Public health advisory eggs
Hamburgers and steaks may be cooked
Consuming raw or undercooked
Meats poultry or eggs may increase
Your risk of foodborne illness
(fart) Two thousand calories a day
is used for general advice
But calorie needs fuken vary
Additional nutritional
Information available
Upon request fuck you
You had a choice and you chose Waffle House